Pico's Cousin/Minor characters

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This page contains all the minor characters in Pico's Cousin.

"Shoppers! Help me!"
Intercom man, Pico's Cousin

The intercom man is a minor character from Pico's Cousin. He is an employee who operates the intercom of the shopping mall that Otis visits, and he is kidnapped by Sandstorm at the start of the game.

General information

Physical appearance

The intercom man is an adult male with blond hair and stylized white eyes. He wears a gray long-sleeved shirt, dark pants, and red shoes, which are damaged when he is taken at gunpoint.

Personality

The man speaks over the intercom in a cheerful manner, happily informing patrons about upcoming sales. He also seems to like burgers along with the clerk, as shown in the alternate ending. Other than this, almost nothing is known about him.

History

Pico's Cousin

In Pico's Cousin, the intercom man happily greets the customers with the typical sales pitch before he is suddenly interrupted by an intruder. When Otis heads to the intercom room, he finds the man being held at the mercy of Sandstorm, who murders him in cold blood.

However, in the alternate ending, he is revealed to be alive and piloting the helicopter that saved Otis from the mall explosion. He has a conversation with the clerk from the candy store (who also survived the explosion), mentioning how the Alien Hominid ad they aired at Otis' house cost thousands, while also believing that the boy "will be effective against terror acts". However, when Otis discovers the truth, the intercom man ends up being among the causalities on the helicopter as it explodes in midair.

Quotes

"Attention, shoppers! Today we have sales on all major appliances and bedsheets!"
Intercom man
"You won't get away with this!"
Intercom man
"Well, I'd say that was a successful training session."
Intercom man

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"You have money, kid? If you don't, you need to get the hell out of here!"
Clerk, Pico's Cousin

The clerk is a minor character from Pico's Cousin. He owns the candy store inside the shopping mall.

General information

Physical appearance

The clerk is a tall, heavyset male with tan skin and stylized white eyes. He is bald, has a bushy beard and wears a long-sleeved white shirt.

Personality

The clerk is very rude and aggressive, shown by his interactions with Otis and how he threatens to "blow his brains out" if he says that he's going to rob his store. However, in the alternate ending, he actually shows regret in threatening kids' lives, including Otis. He also appears to like burgers along with the intercom man, as shown in the alternate ending.

History

Pico's Cousin

In Pico's Cousin, the clerk operates the candy store inside the mall. When Otis politely buys a candy bar, he begrudgingly hands it over without much resistance. After the mall explodes, he is presumed dead.

In the alternate ending, he is revealed to be co-piloting the helicopter that saved Otis, alongside the intercom man. He also expresses some regret in his hostile behavior, not wanting to shoot any more kids for the sake of a training exercise. Hungry for some burgers, he tries asking his superior, Sarge, where he wants to eat and accidentally reveals to Otis that he's alive. After Otis finds out he was being manipulated by government agents, he angrily acts against and murders them, including the clerk.

Quotes

"You won't be such a fucking smartass when I blow your fucking head off!"
Clerk
"Get the hell out of here and don't come back until you wanna pay for the candy bar with anything but your life!"
Clerk
"You're really shit-faced, kid. Take the candy bar and get out my face."
Clerk
"I don't want to have to shoot any more kids for the sake of a training exercise."
Clerk
"Hey Sarge, where do you want to eat- Oh, crap."
Clerk

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"I figure you could use more firepower than those pussy little pistols you got there."
Gibbons, Pico's Cousin

Gibbons is a minor character in Pico's Cousin. He runs the Lost And Found section in the mall.

General information

Physical appearance

Gibbons is a dark-skinned boy with messy black hair wearing a yellow shirt with long green sleeves and bright red shoes with light yellow soles and green buttons. He has stylized white ovals for eyes.

Personality

Gibbons is notably the only person Otis comes across in the mall that is helpful to him. However, like the other people working at the mall, he's assisting in the military's training program for children, which involves children being in very dangerous situations that are staged. He is quick to judge the small size of Otis' pistols, and it's implied he has a liking for sweets.

History

Pico's Cousin

In Pico's Cousin, Gibbons appears at the "Lost and Found" section of the mall. When Otis passes by him, Gibbons comments on the small size of his guns. After he introduces himself, Gibbons offers Otis a pair of AK-47s if he can get him a candy bar, figuring Otis could use some more firepower. He then leaves to the bathroom. Once Otis gets the candy bar, he gives it to Gibbons in exchange for the larger guns. Gibbons is not seen afterwards.

Quotes

"My name is Gibbons. I run the Lost and Found here."
Gibbons
"What are you doing with those little guns?"
Gibbons
"I could give you a sweet deal on a pair of AKs if you go an get me a candy bar from next door!"
Gibbons

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"How did you survive? And how were you capable of handling two AK-47s?!"
Sarge, Pico's Cousin

Sarge is a minor character from Pico's Cousin. He is an F.B.I. agent who saves Otis from the shopping mall explosion.

General information

Physical appearance

Sarge has brown hair, small stubble and wears a black suit, red shirt, blue sunglasses and an earpiece.

Personality

Sarge is an F.B.I. agent who appears to be calm and rather stoic, except that he seems to be afraid of Alien Hominid, proved by how Otis mentioned the game, and he mistook it for the actual creature. He also seems to have no problem in helping the military train children, as revealed in the alternate ending.

History

Pico's Cousin

In Pico's Cousin, Sarge appears at the end of the game, saving Otis from the mall's explosion. Once Otis is on the ship, Sarge asks him how he survived, which he replies that he simply picked up a gun and fought. Otis then realizes that he forgot to pick up the Alien Hominid game, which Sarge responds with shock, asking where the extraterrestrial went. Otis clarifies that he was talking about the PS2 game, to which Sarge sheepishly retracts his outburst.

In the alternate ending, Sarge asks Otis what type of games he plays. He is interrupted by the clerk, who is going to ask him where he wants to eat before he realizes Otis is sitting right here. After being outed, Sarge then reveals to Otis that the whole mall incident was really a test made by the military to train children for greater threats. Otis gets angry at the sheer recklessness of the agent's actions. Sarge tries to activate a device to sedative Otis, telling him that "it's for [his] own good". However, Otis quickly pulls out his AK-47s, shooting and killing everyone onboard the helicopter, including Sarge.

Quotes

"ALIEN HOMINID?! Where?! Where is he?!"
Sarge
"Oh, fuck. Look. Otis, this has all been staged... This whole ordeal... it's part of the army's training program for children..."
Sarge
"It's not like that, Otis... this is for your own good..."
Sarge

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Characters
Main Characters Pico - Nene - Darnell
Goth Punks Cassandra - Cyclops - Alucard - Hanzo
Big House that Blew Big Brown Bary - Piss & Poop - Titty - Hoe-Joe - Hoe-Bear - Creepo - Shadow
Ghettobots Leroy - Roc - José
Band of Terrorists Gangrene - Sandstorm - El Mandiblo
Neo Goth Punks Damien - Cyclops' cousin - Ozmose - Hanzo
Other Groups Überkids - Penilians - Goth Kids (Pico 2)
Minor Characters Pico's School Mr. Flacit - Pico 2 DJ - Pico's Cousin - Pico's Cousin 2 - Mentioned characters
Misc. Otis - Samurai Asshole - Reptile - Convict - Boyfriend