Pico's Cousin/Transcript

PICO'S COUSIN
ShroomFilms
Newgrounds

BIOGRAPHY

• Name: Otis
• Weight: 154 Pounds
• Height: 4" 2'
• Age: 11
• Blood Type: AB

Otis is Pico's younger and heavier cousin. For the most part, Otis is a wimp. However, soon, his abilities shall be tested.

Opening

(A PlayStation 2 commercial plays on a television.)

"Have you seen it?
Based on a game by synj...
Get ready for...
Alien Hominid! Only on PS2..."

―TV Announcer

(Cut to Otis sitting on a couch, watching.)

"Holy smokes! I gotta have that game! I just have to get to the mall...."

―Otis

PICO'S COUSIN

Created by Marcel of ShroomFilms....

(Otis arrives at the mall.)

(The intercom plays a live message.)

"Attention shoppers! Today we have...
Sales on all major appliances and bed sheets!
Also, please check out the sales at... What are you doing here?...
Oh God! Stay back! SHIT!
Shoppers! Help me!"

―Intercom man

(Otis topples over a trash bin to find two pistols.)

Sandstorm

(After maneuvering through the hallways to the intercom room, Otis finds a masked man holding the now bloodied announcer hostage.)

"Hold still you American pig! I want to see you sweat!"

―???

"You won't get away with this!"

―Intercom man

"Thats part of the bosses plan! [sic] The plan! Pig!"

―???

(The terrorist shoots the hostage in the head, killing him.)

"BASTARD!"

―Otis

"Right on time, Otis! Hahahah! Prepare to face me: Sandstorm!"

―Sandstorm

Get ready to click fast!

(A fight is initiated; in the end, Otis kills Sandstorm.)

"HOLY SHIT! I just killed someone! I wish I had interogated him! [sic]"

―Otis

(Otis takes a fireaxe from the room. He uses it to break the safety barrier blocking the stairs.)

(Otis comes across the IR sensors, blocking his path. There are three notes on the wall that give the player a few hints.)

Disable the Control Units to disable the IR sensors. You will blow up if you don't! Find the first control unit, then shoot it. After it has been shot, another one will come up. Don't miss the unit or you will die!
The Control Units are Green lights. Just in case you were wondering.
Hint... right click and zoom in to find the Control Units to disable the IR sensors.

(If the player fails the minigame, Otis will be engulfed by an explosion, launching his burnt corpse to the other side of the screen.)

BLOWN UP!

Only hit the Green Dots! Right click and zoom in on the gray box until you find them!

You don't suck. Its pretty hard if you don't know where the control units are. Don't give up! There are only 4!

TRY AGAIN

(If Otis successfully disables the IR sensors, the path will be clear, along with the message "CONTROL UNITS DEACTIVATED ALL CLEAR TO GO".)

El Mandiblo

(Amongst the darkness, a pair of red eyes appear accompanied by a sharp, toothy grin.)

"Why hello, Otis. You look tasty. Why don't you come over for dinner?"

―???

"What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you completely mental?"

―Otis

(A sweat drops from the face.)

"Ummm... actually... I'm just trying to scare you..."

―???

"Yeah... whatever... FAG."

―Otis

(The creature frowns.)

"Well you may have gotten past Sandstorm and the IR sensors... but now your going down! [sic] Prepare to face me: El Mandiblo! The Spanish terrorist!"

―El Mandiblo

(Another fight commences, ending in El Mandiblo's teeth being shattered.)

(Otis flicks the light switch, revealing the ghost.)

"You... you shot away my beautiful teeth! Why God! Why!"

―El Mandiblo

"You deserved it, you weirdass."

―Otis

"I'm fighting for my homeland... but now there's no point..."

―El Mandiblo

(El Mandiblo disappears into thin air.)

Candy Store

(Inside the candy store, Otis tries taking a candy bar.)

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

―Clerk

Taking your damn candy, what does it look like?

"You won't be such a fucking smartass when I blow your fucking head off!"

―Clerk

(The clerk shoots Otis, killing him.)

BLOWN AWAY!

Nice People Skills Asshole.

GO back

PUT YOUR DAMN HANDS UP! I'm robbing you!

(Otis pulls out one of his pistols.)

"If your going to shoot me than shoot me. [sic]"

―Clerk

Put the mouse over the Clerk's head!

(Otis aims for the head, but the clerk quickly pulls out a shotgun.)

"You won't be such a fucking smartass when I blow your fucking head off!"

―Clerk

(The clerk shoots Otis, killing him.)

BLOWN AWAY!

Nice People Skills Asshole.

GO back

Nothing at all sir, may I ask how much one candy bar costs?

"Fifty fucking cents. And I'm pretty damn sure you don't have it!
So get the hell out of here and don't come back until you wanna pay for the candybar with anything but your life!"

―Clerk

Gibbons

(Otis finds a kid hanging out at the "Lost and Found" section.)

"Have any terrorist come by here? [sic]"

―Otis

"No. But what are you doing with those little guns?"

―???

"What do you mean? These guns are tiny? Who are you, anyways?"

―Otis

"My name is Gibbons. I run the Lost and Found here.
And I could give you a sweet deal on a pair of AKs if you go an get me a candy bar from next door! [sic]
And I figure you could use more firepower than those pussy little pistols you got there."

―Gibbons

(Gibbons heads to the bathroom, leaving his post.)

"Godamn terrorists filled a godamn cement blockade! [sic] I'm gonna need some serious firepower to get through that shit!"

―Otis

"You have money kid? If you don't you need to get the hell out of here!"

―Clerk

I have money, now give me the fucking candybar, asshole.

"Your really shit-faced kid. Take the candy bar and get out my face. [sic]"

―Clerk

Yes sir. Here is the money sir. May I please have a candybar?

"Yeah, whatever. Take the candy bar."

―Clerk

(Cross-fade to Gibbons and Otis, who is now dual wielding two AK-47s.)

"Kick ass! [sic]"

―Otis

(Cut to Otis firing away at the cement blockade.)

Gangrene

(Fade transition to Otis standing on a scaffold; a man dressed in heavy body armor can be seen lumbering up.)

"Jeez, I am just pumped for this! Where is that little punk?!"

―Gangrene

"Are you behind this?"

―Otis

"It matter not. Now prepare to fight me, Gangrene! If your not fast enough I will detonate myself![sic]"

―Gangrene

(The final fight takes place; Otis defeats Gangrene, who's lying on the ground, heavily damaged.)

"Allright 'Gangrene', who are you, and why have you taken over this mall? [sic]"

―Otis

"I wanted... a challenge. When I heard of the Pico's school incident I wanted to see... If Pico's cousin... You... was as strong as he was..."

―Gangrene

""Strong"? I've never shot a gun in my life!"

―Otis

"Neither... did your cousin... You... your genes, you have a warrior's genes. You can fight with precision and instict by just picking up a gun. [sic]
I see now that I was no match for... a boy with no experience on the battlefield... against me...
And now, I shall not let anyone find out that I was defeated by a mear boy... I'm taking you down with me. In 5 seconds...its over. [sic]"

―Gangrene

(Suddenly, the roof explodes to reveal a helicopter flying above. A rope is lowered down.)

"JUMP ON!"

―???

(Otis grabs onto the rope and is pulled up before Gangrene is completely engulfed in an explosion.)

(The helicopter flies away as the entire mall explodes.)

Ending

(Otis is sat down, faced with a mysterious man wearing a suit, tie and shades.)

"Who are you? Where are you taking me?"

―Otis

"We're with the FBI, son. We're taking you to safety."

―Sarge

"I see... what happened back there? Who were those guys?"

―Otis

"At the moment, we're not sure. Possibly a band of terrorists... but I have a question for you. How did you survive?
And how were you capable of handling two AK4-7s!? [sic]"

―Sarge

"I... don't know, actually... I just picked up a gun and... well, I fought.
DAMN! I forgot! I wanted to pick up Alien Hominid at the mall!"

―Otis

(The agent immediately reacts with shock.)

"ALIEN HOMINID!? Where!? Where is he!?"

―Sarge

"Um... on PS2. I was going to pick up a copy of the game at the mall..."

―Otis

"Oh, heheh. Right... a "game"."

―Sarge

(Camera zooms in on Otis, looking on confused.)

Credits

PICO'S COUSIN

Stay tuned after the credits for an alternate ending!

(Otis is shown riding a skateboard on a handrail.)

Created by: Magna

(Otis proceeds to ride down a large ramp off a building, doing a spinning trick with his skateboard.)

Original Idea: Tom Fulp

(Otis rides down another handrail.)

Lots of character art: Chloride

Special Thanks to... The Rogue Element
Wrath
Akuma
Mario Cleanstuff
Schorhr
Sekky
OmegaClock
Newgrounds BBS Users
ScottyBoy
Lil Lael
Benzilla
Jason
Wade Fulp
Tom Fulp
Stuporman
Doomhammr
And viewers like you.

Thank You.

BONUS FEATURES

Alternate Ending.

AIM or E-mail me.

Interview with Creator

Useless Info

Alternate Ending

(Cut to the front of the helicopter, revealing the intercom man and clerk.)

"Well, I'd say that was a successful training session."

―Intercom man

"I agree, I think by next year children will be effective against terror acts on our homeland."

―Clerk

"I agree, but at what costs?"

―Intercom man

"Hopefully something that isn't has expensive or dangerous. [sic]
I don't want to have to shoot any more kids for the sake of a training excercise. [sic]"

―Clerk

"Not to mention that game ad we ran into Otis's house. That costs thousands!"

―Intercom man

"We'll let the army worry about the costs... You wanna get a burger after we land?"

―Clerk

"Sure where you wanna go?"

―Intercom man

(Cut back to Otis and Sarge.)

"So Otis, what kind of videogames do you like?"

―Sarge

"Oh, I like Alien... Hey, I never told you my na-"

―Otis

(The clerk appears from behind Otis.)

"Hey Sarge where do you want to eat- oh crap."

―Clerk

(Otis turns back in shock.)

"HEY! I know you! What the fuck are you doing here!
Sarge? What kind of helicoptor is this? [sic]"

―Otis

"Oh fuck. Look. Otis, this has all been staged... This whole ordeal... its part of the army's training program for children... [sic]"

―Sarge

"So everyone wan an actor, even Gibbons... and you planted the guns in the trash...
I could have been hurt! I was hit by missiles! I was shot at by real bullets!"

―Otis

(The clerk backs away.)

"Oh... thats it... I'm not going to be a tool of the government, you sick peices of shit. [sic]"

―Otis

(A syringe with green liquid appears above Otis.)

"Its not like that, Otis... this is for your own good... [sic]"

―Sarge

(Otis, now angered, pulls out his AK-47s and fires away.)

(The helicopter maneuvers out of control as Otis falls out before it explodes, safely landing in a pile of hay.)

Replay?

Useless Info

• Everything was done by me except for the boss art and the hostage Art. Thanks Chloride.
• I worked my ASS off on this.
• I am NOT a 12 year old girl.
• I AM a 15 year old guy.
• Homestarrunner.com rules.
• Darkclock.tk also rules.
• The dialogue in this game used Blambot.com fonts.
• Your pretty good with a mouse if you're reading this.
• This game is running at 20.0 FPS with 3092 frames.

Back?

Interview with Creator

Interviewer: Why did you make this game?

Magna: Because Pico was such an awesome game. I thought, 'Hey, I could make something like that'. I made it as more of an homage towards NG than as a way to make myself proud.

Interviewer: Lots of people will hate you for making a game that rips off another person's work.

Magna: Yeah, well if you see one of these people tell them to eat shit. I spent about 3 months on this. I worked my ass off. Let's see them doing something like this.

Interviewer: I see, so one last question, why is your game so violent? Do you like violence?

Magna: That is the stupidest question I've ever heard. Look, I want to make this clear; I am NOT making a political statement with this. I hate politics. This interview is over!

*Note: Nobody interviewed Magna... this is all fake, and was written by Magna.

[This transcript ignores any spelling errors/typos in the oroginal text]