Pico's School 2 (2013 video game)/Transcript

(Random bububu talking noise plays.)

"Alright, children!
Are you ready to learn about some vegetables?"

―Mr. Flacit

(Pico adopts a shocked expression once Mr. Flacit mentions learning about vegetables.)

"Can I go to the bathroom first?
I need to take a huge piss!!"

―Pico

"I do believe this is not a quite polite thing to say, but go ahead!
Make it quick!"

―Mr. Flacit

(Pico leaves the classroom and heads to the front door.)

"The lock seems to be open now, I could escape!
Gotta go arm myself before these assholes kill me!"

―Pico

PICO'S SCHOOL 2

(Pico exits the school and goes onto the street. He stops in front of a gun shop.)

"THANK CHRIST I HAVE SOME SPARE POCKET MONEY"

―Pico

(He enters the shop. Upon clicking a gun, it explodes. It switches to a yellow screen with two penises and orange text saying:)

LOL APRIL FOOLZ