Nene Interactive Suicide/Transcript

Opening

"Nene is a popular girl, but even popular girls have problems!

Nene needs your help. She is under a lot of stress and isn't in good shape to do all the decision-making on her own. Can you help Nene decide what to do about her problem?"

(Nene yawns as she wakes up in her bedroom. She then smacks her lips, which appear red.)

"Hmmm... My mouth is itchy and sore this morning.
I guess it's worn out from kissing Jordan Katalano last night!!! [sic]
I can't wait until tonight - the prom! We'll be in the yearbook as best couple!"

―Nene

(She smacks her lips again.)

"What is wrong with my mouth?!"

―Nene

(Nene then looks in the mirror to see her mouth is covered with herpes. A blaring alarm rings out with her shocked reaction.)

"HOLY SHIT!!!"

―Nene

(Cut to Nene, crying on her bed.)

"I have herpes! I look awful!
It looks like there's only one thing I can do!
I must die with honor!
HARI KARI!!! [sic]"

―Nene

"Now... How should I go about killing myself???"

―Nene

(Nene looks around her room.)

DRINK MILK

(Nene picks up a carton of milk from the side of her bed.)

"Did I mention I'm LACTOSE INTOLERANT?"

―Nene

(She proceeds to drink the carton, and ends up vomiting blood. She then chokes on her own curdling blood, and her head then immediately explodes.)

HANG YOURSELF

"The day of reckoning has come."

―Nene

(She hangs the other end of the noose around the ceiling fan and is swung across the room until her body is pulled into the fan blades, slicing her into gory pieces.)

PRAY TO LORD

(Nene kneels in front of her Bible and makes a prayer to God.)

"Dear Lord, who art in heaven...
Please free my soul from this earth and welcome it in your holy kingdom.
End my life, and I shall be eternally grateful."

―Nene

(The sky then turns dark.)

"...
Hath my Lord come to rescue me?"

―Nene

(Nene is then struck by a lightning bolt that electrocutes her to death, leaving nothing behind but her skeleton.)

OPEN DRAWER

(Nene opens her drawer.)

"Let's see... I have a GUN and a RAZORBLADE!"

―Nene

USE GUN

"Goodbye, cruel world."

―Nene

(She then shoots herself in the face, killing her instantly.)

USE RAZOR

"This looks so much easier on television..."

―Nene

(She cuts her wrist open, and a huge amount of blood sprays out of the wound. Nene's eyes bug out in a shocked expression.)

"I never knew this took so long!"

―Nene

(A knock on the door is heard.)

"Nene? What's going on in there?"

―Nene's mother

(Nene covers her wound, which sprays her blood on the walls.)

"Uh... Nothin', mom! Just reading a book!"

―Nene

"It doesn't sound like a book! Are you spray-painting grafitti on your walls again?"

―Nene's mother

"No way! I'd never do something that stupid again!"

―Nene

"Well, alright. I'm heading over to grandma's house. You'll be ok while I'm gone?"

―Nene's mother

"Yeah, sure mom! I'll be alright! I'm just fine on my own!"

―Nene

"Ok. See ya in a few hours!"

―Nene's mother

(Nene turns back to her bleeding wrist.)

"Mom's gonna flip when she sees these walls!"

―Nene

JUMP OUT WINDOW

(Nene jumps out of the window, letting out a blood-curdling scream as she falls to her death.)

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