Pico's teacher is a minor character who taught at Pico's school before being murdered by Cassandra.
General information
Physical appearance
Pico's teacher has long blonde hair, black pupils, and has a joyful expression. She wears a light pink blouse and socks, darker pink skirt, and black dress shoes. She is also seen holding a brown clipboard. In MindChamber's redesign for a proposed Pico's School remake, she has the standard blank white eyes, and now wears high heels.
Personality
Being the first victim of Cassandra's massacre, she doesn't get much development as a character. What can be understood about her is that she is a kind and cheerful schoolteacher, acting very nice to her students. However, her academic experience leaves much to be desired, as her planned lesson on apples and bananas seems to be more appropriate for preschoolers.
History
Pico's School
In Pico's School, Pico's teacher only appears at the beginning of the game, teaching the class about apples and bananas before she is then killed unceremoniously by Cassandra. Her corpse, now holding her disembodied head, remains in the classroom for the rest of the game; she blocks the door leading to the room that Alucard is in, which leads Pico to entering through the hallway. She is also revealed to have dropped a key to the teacher's lounge, when you wear Hanzo's night vision goggles after extinguishing the fire in the lounge.
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Pico's School: Love Conquers All
In Pico's School: Love Conquers All, Pico's teacher appears at the start of the game, but this time is not murdered as Pico convinces Cassandra not to kill her or any of the students.
The teacher's design for a cancelled Pico's School remake by MindChamber.
Pico has three unnamed classmates. They do not have any relevance to the story, since they all die in the massacre.
General information
Physical appearance
The student seated on the top right chair has light skin and brown hair, and wears a long-sleeved red shirt, blue pants, and red shoes. They also wear a red cap.
The student seated in the middle right chair has light skin and long blond hair, and wears a long-sleeved red shirt, blue pants, and red shoes.
The student seated on the bottom left chair has dark skin and black hair, and wears a dark green shirt with long yellow sleeves, as well as blue pants and red shoes.
The pooping student is an unnamed character from Pico's School. Their gender is unconfirmed, but they are likely male, as they are in the Men's Bathroom.
History
Pico's School
In Pico's School, if Pico goes to the Men's Bathroom and opens the bathroom stall door, the student inside will ask Pico to shut the door. If he keeps it open, they will begin to grow irritated. Incredulous, he believes that Pico likes "watching them shit" and throws their own excrement at him, asking if it turns him on. If the player clicks the gun with the door open, Pico can actually kill the student like many of the other characters.
Pico's School: Love Conquers All
In Pico's School: Love Conquers All, if Pico opens their stall, the student will tell Pico to shut the door. But instead of leaving the door open like in the original game, Pico apologizes to the student and automatically shuts the door.
Trivia
The achievement "Scat Man" was added in reference to the character.
"We are tired of people picking on us for the way we dress. Vengeance is ours!"
Spike and Pierre are seen with Cassandra before the final boss fight. They are both killed off by her.
General information
Physical appearance
Spike has brown skin, a multicolored spike Mohawk colored purple, yellow, and orange, and wears a black sweater and black pants. He wears a yellow shoe with black laces on his right foot and a red shoe with black laces on his left. In MindChamber's redesign, his sweater has three gold buttons.
Pierre has light pink skin, black hair, and wears a black sweater & pants, brown shoes, and black triangle shades. He holds a cigarette holder in his left hand. With his redesign, he appears to wear a gold watch around his right wrist, and his shades are more rectangular.
History
Pico's School
In Pico's School, Spike and Pierre appear at the end of the game, right before Cassandra is fought. Pico tries to reason with the goths, but they deny, claiming that they are taking revenge after being picked on for how they dress. Cassandra then shoots the two, believing she no longer needed them, and is defeated by Pico.
Gallery
Spike's sprite.
Pierre's sprite.
Spike's design for a cancelled Pico's School remake by MindChamber.
Ditto, but transparent.
Pierre's design for a cancelled Pico's School remake by MindChamber.
Ditto, but transparent.
Trivia
The pair did not originally have names, and were often referred to as "Spike" and "Pierre" by fans, which possibly originated from a fan-game called Super Pico All-Stars, which was made for Pico Day 2007.
On September 21 of 2022, Tom Fulp confirmed that Spike and Pierre are their canonical names.[1]
The police officers are minor characters in Pico's School, only appearing in the Cassandra boss fight. They appear at the end of Pico's School, hiding behind their police cars for cover.
History
Pico's School
In Pico's School, once putting out the fire in the teacher's lounge, police sirens can be heard, indicating that the police have finally arrived. If Pico shoots at the gas tank during the fight against Cassandra, the wall behind her will collapse and reveal a group of policemen who will fire upon Cassandra, decreasing her health.
Trivia
It is possible for Pico to shoot and kill the police officers, destroying their vehicles as well. However, this will have no effect on the game's conclusion.